Lisa Niemi
Nude

Texans know how to steal a show when they really want to, and lanky, limber, loaded of breast Lisa Niemi must have truly desired to purloin the thunder from Slam Dance (1987). The tall blonde native of Houston has a background in dance and theater, steeped in childhood training and young adult experience hoofing across Broadway floorboards in shows such as Hellzapoppin with Jerry Lewis. Button flies were poppin’ from Dallas to Juarez when the rhythmic dramatist paraded like a stark, raving nudist across the Slam Dance set, erasing from memory every other aspect of that otherwise memorable film. Only mammaries remain! In addition to Slam Dance, Lisa acted in the cult TV series Max Headroom, the sci-fi show Super Force, and the movies Steel Dawn (1987), She’s Having a Baby (1988), Next of Kin (1989), Super Force (1990), Live! From Death Row (1992), Younger and Younger (1993), Letters from a Killer (1998), One Last Dance (2003), and Beat Angel (2004). Despite her plethora of credits, the only nudity of Lisa’s screen career comes in the form of the 3 Bs she displayed in Slam Dance. This dancer who we’d like to get dirty married Dirty Dancer Patrick Swayze in 1975 and the two stayed together until the latter’s death in 2009. Thankfully Lisa’s still going strong. She doesn’t seem to act anymore, but she recently appeared as herself in the TV series Home & Family, Entertainment Tonight, The Movies That Made Us, and the documentary I Am Patrick Swayze (2019).